Collateral Dramage are the ceilidh band your parents warned you about.
The three piece features Helen Le-Mar (flute/caller), Lewis Williamson (fiddle) and Gary Rafferty (guitar), three established players from Edinburgh's burgeoning folk scene, and veteran ceilidh band performers.
Some people say they're on the run from the law, wanted for a crime they didn't commit.
Some say they're the sole survivors of a distillery heist gone wrong.
All that's known for sure is that their love for quality single malt is matched only by their dedication to belting out your favourite ceilidh classics and filling dancefloors.